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May 30th
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answering bell - ryan adams
May 30th
we need more kids like this
May 27th
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when the music don’t come - ryan adams
May 27th
Linus: This is the big day! Nine hundred and ninety nine days! One to go - this is it! Lucy, may I read your new comic book?
Lucy: No you can't ! And stop bothering me!
Linus: You did it! You did it! My heartiest congratulations! You did it!
Lucy: ?
Linus: You have been CRABBY for one thousand days in a row! You have just set an all-time record! I knew you could do it! See? I've been keeping track on this calendar since Tuesday, December 8th 1959! Remember that day? You threw an apple core at me! Since then you have gone one thousand days without failing once to be crabby! Let me shake your hand again! I'd also like to present you with this specially inscribed scroll commemorating this historical event. (Lucy takes it.) Again, may I say "Congratulations!" You are an inspiration to all crabby people in this world! (He leaves.)
Lucy: One rarely gets a chance to see such carefully prepared sarcasm!
Lucy: No you can't ! And stop bothering me!
Linus: You did it! You did it! My heartiest congratulations! You did it!
Lucy: ?
Linus: You have been CRABBY for one thousand days in a row! You have just set an all-time record! I knew you could do it! See? I've been keeping track on this calendar since Tuesday, December 8th 1959! Remember that day? You threw an apple core at me! Since then you have gone one thousand days without failing once to be crabby! Let me shake your hand again! I'd also like to present you with this specially inscribed scroll commemorating this historical event. (Lucy takes it.) Again, may I say "Congratulations!" You are an inspiration to all crabby people in this world! (He leaves.)
Lucy: One rarely gets a chance to see such carefully prepared sarcasm!
May 23rd
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May 23rd
(via garfieldminusgarfield) poor jon arbuckle… his...
May 22nd
“Chief Engineer Michaelangelo, First Officer...
May 21st
Snoopy: (typing) Why Dogs are the Most Superior of All Creatures on Land, Sea and Sky and Maybe Space.
Lucy: I think your title is a bit long.
Snoopy: I'll take out the 'Maybe'.
Lucy: I think your title is a bit long.
Snoopy: I'll take out the 'Maybe'.
May 20th
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May 19th
you got the magic eye??Alright, so this is one of those...
May 18th
michelle is hardcore kickass… and a wino
May 18th
“There were three blind people on the bus yesterday, so I...”
— Amanda Race
— Amanda Race
May 18th
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May 18th
“On the one hand, vegetarianism is healthy and humane. On the...”
— Gruber. (via thatguyben)
— Gruber. (via thatguyben)
May 18th
“First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have...”
— Steve Martin
— Steve Martin
May 15th
disincentives (from Penny Arcade)
May 15th
“Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal”
— Demetri Martin
— Demetri Martin
May 15th
HINT - The Beatles (Helter Skelter)
May 14th
set a course, for home
For those of you who missed the final episode of Voyager back in the day, here’s your chance...
May 14th
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i never liked this song until i saw this video
May 13th
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So just over a month ago, I’m sent a link to this video. WOW! I’m totally blown away. Penguins...
May 13th
We, the crew behind the scenes here at...
May 12th
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May 10th
STORY BEHIND THE PICTURE So my brother walks into the...
May 10th
fleurs
May 10th
stardust
read this, then watch this
May 10th
“I would love to dool with you”
— Michelle (in reply to...
— Michelle (in reply to...
May 8th
“I didn’t want you to throw up the clean up”
— yours truly
— yours truly
May 8th
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May 7th
Chewy out for a spin
May 7th
HINT - George Carlin
May 6th
HINT - John McEnroe This one’s for Allison!!
May 6th
HINT - napolean dynamite
May 6th
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May 6th
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn't the plural of spouse be spice?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn't the plural of spouse be spice?
May 6th
PACMAN EXPLAINED In 1976, Cosmonaut Nikolai Peckmann was...
May 6th
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i taught myself how to grow old - ryan adams (nice song. today seems to be ryan adams inspired...
May 6th
“I don’t do greek food - I have a sensitive stomach and...”
— ryan adams
— ryan adams
May 5th
oh no
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